Date of Death: 02/25/06
Cause of Death: It was his time to go.
Traffic was moving slowly on southbound I-95. Gear 01010101 had recently left a Mordland bar, and later found himself stuck in traffic. As the saying goes, you don't buy beer--you just rent it, and 01010101 couldn't wait another moment to relieve himself. "I need to take a leak," he told an accompanying Gear.
Traffic was deadlocked, so the waterlogged 01010101 climbed out, put his hand on the divider, and jumped over the low concrete wall... only to fall 65 feet to his death. "He probably thought there was a road, but there wasn't," said the other Gear, still opting to remain numberless to avoid embarrassment since he had been riding with 01010101. The car was idling on an overpass above the railroad lines.